Bartender! Bartender!!
I need a drink!
(Obviously, the bartender is a Pisces;
did you expect any other sign?)
Aries: Bloody Mary, and heavy on the Tabasco.
Taurus: Pina Colada, and lay on the pineapple and coconut juice—and don't hold back on the rum too.
Gemini: Jolt Cola—or anything with a caffeine kick and sugar too. On the other hand, a Gemini would ask for a double, being the sign of the Twins.
Cancer: Milkshake—and could you serve it in a baby bottle?
Leo: Cognac. Of course.
Virgo: Alcohol-free beer, or fresh veggie juice. Carrots and parsley, please.
Libra: Your best champagne, sir!
Scorpio: Castor oil—and some Metamucil. Or if you have any snake venom, just leave a few drops on the side with a knife and the antidote--cobra is preferred.
Sagittarius: A mocha latte with a pinch of nutmeg, cloves, and cinnamon.
Capricorn: Martini. And a scotch chaser.
Aquarius: Holiday punch—spiked, of course, with some good acid.
Pisces: Keep pouring until I say stop (or can’t say anything any more), and maybe a peyote button to chew from the dish at the bar. While you’re at it, leave the bottle on the bar too.
(c) MDLOP8 2010
(c) MDLOP8 2010
